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domericbolton:

outellect:

on a scale from 1 to sansa stark, how much do you regret your childhood crush

tyrion lannister
Posted 2 hours ago

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

Posted 2 hours ago
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virginsacrificer:

mom: dinners ready

me:

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Posted 2 hours ago

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

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cleverkats:

Some stories stay with us forever

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http://pimpunderthemountain.tumblr.com/post/83021386014/winterfuckingsoldier-imaginebucky-imagine

winterfuckingsoldier:

imaginebucky:

imagine bucky and natasha whispering behind steve’s back in russian, just little harmless things like “he’s cute when he’s angry” and “if you tell him he’s got a nice ass he’ll turn the color of your hair” so steve decides he’s gonna learn some…

Posted 2 hours ago

n-e-rvo-s-a:

A big fuck you to the assholes who think that faking a mental illness makes them cute or quirky, and a big shoutout to the people who actually require the attention that is wasted on the assholes. 

Posted 2 hours ago

overnight-shipping:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Because not enough of us are English monarchs

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Cracks are not always weaknesses. A life lived accrues in the cracks.

(Source: justinripley)

Posted 2 hours ago

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

Posted 2 hours ago

iguanabones:

first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit

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(Source: iguanamouth)